ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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urbanfuck:

popunkprincess:

urbanfuck:

are you made out of latex because condamn

this is the worst joke I have ever read on tumblr

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slydigger:

ding dong my dick is long

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karla-world:

life

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so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

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